Hi hi! BLOGGING TIME. Ahh so much to write about, so little time. Don't tell my teachers I am blogging instead of studying for the boards. I should feel guilty, but what I really feel guilty about is my very belated Happy Birthday wish to a very special republic: the United States of America. Happy 233rd, Country. I celebrated our nation's birthday with the late Lavell Edwards and the Jonas Brothers. The fireworks were fantastic and the Jo Bro's sang many _____ (sometimes I like to play Madliblogs and let you fill in the blank--please insert your favorite adjective here) songs. I kept waiting for them to sing "Happy Birthday," but they must have forgotten. Whether they forgot that it was our country's birthday or simply forgot the words to the song I don't know, but we'll forgive their absent-mindedness and chalk it up to the 17 million screaming 11-year-old girls. The poor boys looked terrified! As far as I could tell, though, the girls were simply "trying out" for the group as they screamed the words to every song the Bro's sang. I kept trying to remind them that the group is the Jonas Brothers, but the sweet things must have thought the addition of a "little sister" would complete the ensemble. Well, live free, die hard little sisters. My hat's off to them for not only not giving up, but getting louder and more animated with each new song ;). Hahaha oh they were so cute and hilarious to watch, I loved it! Sweet juvenescence :).

Also to celebrate the birth of the land that I love, Mum, Dad, Baby Sister and I hiked for 233 minutes from the mountains to the prairies, to the not oceans (more like tiny beautiful reservoir)

white with foam. God bless it. Truly, the hike was a precious jewel in the setting of our beautiful country. We took many photographs of the wonderful sights beheld. Because Baby Sister is still in Young Womyn's, we decided to find symbols of the seven precious jewels in her life--the YOUNG WOMYN VALUES--among nature. Mostly we found flowers. Here they are:

Faith

Divine Nature

Individual WorthMaterial Wealth

Hotness

It was about this point that we remembered the eternal principle: opposition in all things. Therefore, we decided to look for the "anti-values" as foils to the remaining VALUES FOR YOUNG WOMYN (which are Good Works and Integrity):

This bathroom was full of Bad Word(k)s... close enough

This spider was a deceptive, dishonest cheater marked by duplicitous, fraudulent behavior.

Ahh the lessons learned from nature. All in all, a pret-ty fantastic weekend. I hope everyone had a wonderful 4th of Jewely and celebrated appropriately. To all you 11-year-old Jonas Little Sister hopefuls, keep practicing your screaming, it's going to take a lot more than that to convince the Bro's to genderficate.

Love to you :)

P.S. I forgot to mention the hike was also a gansta's paradise. Doesn't Mum look like a cholla? And Baby Sister's sitting like that because she just got shot at

P.P.S. I know what you're thinking, and I know that Lavell Edwards is not dead, but he was really, really late to the show

Key Terms: (this time I pulled from URBAN dictionary.com as well as what I already had in my brain)

juvenescence-1. youthhood (being young and in the hood); youngness. 2. having the power to make young or youthful: a juvenescent elixir. 3. having the nature of a 11-year-old screaming girl trying out to be a Jonas Little Sister

YOUNG WOMYN VALUES/VALUES FOR YOUNG WOMYN-a feministic approach to the maidenly scruples sought after by religious juvenescent females

genderficate-1. the integration of the male and female sex in a group or community. 2. to add a "little sister" to a pop trio brotherhood

cholla-Latino gangsta gurrl wit' her homebase in east L.A., wearin' colored bandana's, packin' both lipstick AND heat, talkin' trash 'bout other girls stealin' her boo, datin' thugs that wear tank tops coupled with a fresh pair of Ecko sweats. Don't git herrr stahted, Nah-uh! No you dihhant?!