Sunday, January 10, 2010
YouTube - JK Wedding Entrance Dance
You must watch the video before you continue reading. Watch it. Right now. Or the ghosts of Jill and Kevin's ancestors will.... ... .. . MAKE YOU WATCH IT. Also my ancestors.
This is why this is my most favorite thing-
1. ain't nobody going to tell Jill and Kevin how to do a proper wedding
2. there is no way in heaven this marriage will not work out as it is built on the letters F.D.FF.GM.NR. (foxtrot.delta.foxtrot foxtrot.golf mike.november india. in military alphabet): Fun.Dancing.Friends & Family.Good Music.No Regrets. What could be more fun than marrying your best friend after forever dancing down the aisle with everyone you love?
3. sigh. crying. sal (smiling and laughing).
4. the only thing that would make this better is if it were at the reception following the celestializing of the marriage at the temple
Lesson learned-to not let nobody tell ME how to do a proper wedding ;)
WATCH OUT YOUTUBES
Sunday, December 27, 2009
I leave you with a brain teaser of my own. A "Find the Precious Jule" of sorts. Happy solving!
haha Loves! ;)
Saturday, December 26, 2009
The past four months have been really busy and they actually haven't been that busy but I can't think of any other excuse to say except that I'm reall
Let me tell you a story about Ranger Patrick. After barraging him with a myriad of questions that sounded something like this, "Ranger Patrick, is Ranger really your first name?" and "Ranger Patrick, what do you do when you're not ranging?" I found out a thing or two about him. Turns out he has been a park ranger for ten years and he travels around the country's national parks learning every detail there is to know and then educating us amateurs. He was a wealth of information, an individual to be admired, respected,
Domo arigato! in Japanese hahaha ;)
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Ahh time to update myself (I am sure that by now I am the only witness to this blog) on our trip to SAN FRANCISCO 2009!! Primary goal of the trip was to visit my bro-Shniki, sis-in-law-Dani, and favorite: new addition to the family/member of the family/precious baby-Caleb (so much cuteness). Secondary goals were to meet lots of happy couples (I had heard they are present in abundance in the city), navigate the most devious and dishonest street in the world, and become a great American by conquering the terrifying roller coasters at the nation's greatest theme park.
Wondering how riding roller coasters made me a great American: disconcerting (no wonder some of our country's leaders are at a loss as to making decisions beyond the scope of amusement parks)
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Individual WorthMaterial Wealth
This spider was a deceptive, dishonest cheater marked by duplicitous, fraudulent behavior.
Ahh the lessons learned from nature. All in all, a pret-ty fantastic weekend. I hope everyone had a wonderful 4th of Jewely and celebrated appropriately. To all you 11-year-old Jonas Little Sister hopefuls, keep practicing your screaming, it's going to take a lot more than that to convince the Bro's to genderficate.
Love to you :)
P.S. I forgot to mention the hike was also a gansta's paradise. Doesn't Mum look like a cholla? And Baby Sister's sitting like that because she just got shot at
P.P.S. I know what you're thinking, and I know that Lavell Edwards is not dead, but he was really, really late to the show
Key Terms: (this time I pulled from URBAN dictionary.com as well as what I already had in my brain)
juvenescence-1. youthhood (being young and in the hood); youngness. 2. having the power to make young or youthful: a juvenescent elixir. 3. having the nature of a 11-year-old screaming girl trying out to be a Jonas Little Sister
YOUNG WOMYN VALUES/VALUES FOR YOUNG WOMYN-a feministic approach to the maidenly scruples sought after by religious juvenescent females
genderficate-1. the integration of the male and female sex in a group or community. 2. to add a "little sister" to a pop trio brotherhood
cholla-Latino gangsta gurrl wit' her homebase in east L.A., wearin' colored bandana's, packin' both lipstick AND heat, talkin' trash 'bout other girls stealin' her boo, datin' thugs that wear tank tops coupled with a fresh pair of Ecko sweats. Don't git herrr stahted, Nah-uh! No you dihhant?!
Thursday, July 2, 2009
**I must admit that I did not at first know if there was a true yellow jewel, so I asked Wiki and he answered: Topaz comma yellow. He also told me that to fully self-actualize as a topaz I must aggregate: Calm mind/body; Deep sleep; Fulfillment of dreams/wishes by focusing into the facets; Healing; Intentional creation; Lust; Other realms; Psychic ability; Protection in home from fire, accidents, wealth & love. I must also be worn as a talisman set in gold on left arm for protection from envy, intrigue, disease, injury, sudden death, sorcery, negative magic & lunacy.**
I now know that the measure of my success will be how well I can be worn as a psychic sleep-inducing talisman (like a magical amulet) set in gold on the left arm for protection from envy, SD, and varied other-worldly attacks; only then will I have realized my full potential. Thank you Abraham Maslow.
You might think that I am now going to say "Omega," but you would be wrong. Because there's a lot more where this came from (if you go to the dance with me). Ones-I love you. Hugs and kisses to you if you want them XOXOXO. If not, throw them in the garbage, Mayne street style.
Key terms: (courtesy of dictionary.com and Julie's brain)
alpha-1.the first letter of the Greek alphabet (A, α). 2. the vowel sound represented by this letter. 3. the first; beginning. 4. (initial capital letter) Astronomy. used to designate the brightest star in a constellation. 5. D-wight. Sch-rute.
Jule-1.sandy-blonde hair, um... pretty good lookin face. (there is no dictionary.com definition for Jule, therefore I deferred to its closest relatives, joule, and julep, respectively, to complete the definition) 2.the SI unit of work or energy, equal to the work done by a force of one newton when its point of application moves through a distance of one meter in the direction of the force: equivalent to 107 ergs (don't ever call me that) and one watt-second (you can call me that if you want). 3.a sweet drink, variously prepared and sometimes medicated. *mmm sounds delicious and exhilarative
aggregate-1.to bring together; collect into one sum, mass, or body. 2.to amount to (the number of): The AK-47 sniper rifles captured from the [offensive racial slur] infidels will aggregate five or six hundred million thousand. 3.Geology. (of a rock) consisting of a mixture of minerals separable by mechanical means.
negative magic-1.the negative use of energies and power by jealous and malicious human beings of Kalyuga, whose main objective is to harm or deprive others from something, or influence them to do something wrong or negative. 2.magic that is in the red. BAILOUT