Hi hi! BLOGGING TIME. Ahh so much to write about, so little time. Don't tell my teachers I am blogging instead of studying for the boards. I should feel guilty, but what I really feel guilty about is my very belated Happy Birthday wish to a very special republic: the United States of America. Happy 233rd, Country. I celebrated our nation's birthday with the late Lavell Edwards and the Jonas Brothers. The fireworks were fantastic and the Jo Bro's sang many _____ (sometimes I like to play Madliblogs and let you fill in the blank--please insert your favorite adjective here) songs. I kept waiting for them to sing "Happy Birthday," but they must have forgotten. Whether they forgot that it was our country's birthday or simply forgot the words to the song I don't know, but we'll forgive their absent-mindedness and chalk it up to the 17 million screaming 11-year-old girls. The poor boys looked terrified! As far as I could tell, though, the girls were simply "trying out" for the group as they screamed the words to every song the Bro's sang. I kept trying to remind them that the group is the Jonas Brothers, but the sweet things must have thought the addition of a "little sister" would complete the ensemble. Well, live free, die hard little sisters. My hat's off to them for not only not giving up, but getting louder and more animated with each new song ;). Hahaha oh they were so cute and hilarious to watch, I loved it! Sweet juvenescence :).

Also to celebrate the birth of the land that I love, Mum, Dad, Baby Sister and I hiked for 233 minutes from the mountains to the prairies, to the not oceans (more like tiny beautiful reservoir)

white with foam. God bless it. Truly, the hike was a precious jewel in the setting of our beautiful country. We took many photographs of the wonderful sights beheld. Because Baby Sister is still in Young Womyn's, we decided to find symbols of the seven precious jewels in her life--the YOUNG WOMYN VALUES--among nature. Mostly we found flowers. Here they are:

Faith

Divine Nature

Individual WorthMaterial Wealth

Hotness

It was about this point that we remembered the eternal principle: opposition in all things. Therefore, we decided to look for the "anti-values" as foils to the remaining VALUES FOR YOUNG WOMYN (which are Good Works and Integrity):

This bathroom was full of Bad Word(k)s... close enough

This spider was a deceptive, dishonest cheater marked by duplicitous, fraudulent behavior.

Ahh the lessons learned from nature. All in all, a pret-ty fantastic weekend. I hope everyone had a wonderful 4th of Jewely and celebrated appropriately. To all you 11-year-old Jonas Little Sister hopefuls, keep practicing your screaming, it's going to take a lot more than that to convince the Bro's to genderficate.

Love to you :)

P.S. I forgot to mention the hike was also a gansta's paradise. Doesn't Mum look like a cholla? And Baby Sister's sitting like that because she just got shot at

P.P.S. I know what you're thinking, and I know that Lavell Edwards is not dead, but he was really, really late to the show

Key Terms: (this time I pulled from URBAN dictionary.com as well as what I already had in my brain)

juvenescence-1. youthhood (being young and in the hood); youngness. 2. having the power to make young or youthful: a juvenescent elixir. 3. having the nature of a 11-year-old screaming girl trying out to be a Jonas Little Sister

YOUNG WOMYN VALUES/VALUES FOR YOUNG WOMYN-a feministic approach to the maidenly scruples sought after by religious juvenescent females

genderficate-1. the integration of the male and female sex in a group or community. 2. to add a "little sister" to a pop trio brotherhood

cholla-Latino gangsta gurrl wit' her homebase in east L.A., wearin' colored bandana's, packin' both lipstick AND heat, talkin' trash 'bout other girls stealin' her boo, datin' thugs that wear tank tops coupled with a fresh pair of Ecko sweats. Don't git herrr stahted, Nah-uh! No you dihhant?!

Alpha

Hello everyone. I am sure there are not a lot of ones reading this, but for every one that is, this one's for you. This is Alpha, my first blog post of all time. This marks the beginning of a beautiful journey into the heart and soul of a truly precious Jule. Born a red-head, I was first a ruby. Now turned blonde, a topaz I've become.

**I must admit that I did not at first know if there was a true yellow jewel, so I asked Wiki and he answered: Topaz comma yellow. He also told me that to fully self-actualize as a topaz I must aggregate: Calm mind/body; Deep sleep; Fulfillment of dreams/wishes by focusing into the facets; Healing; Intentional creation; Lust; Other realms; Psychic ability; Protection in home from fire, accidents, wealth & love. I must also be worn as a talisman set in gold on left arm for protection from envy, intrigue, disease, injury, sudden death, sorcery, negative magic & lunacy.**

I now know that the measure of my success will be how well I can be worn as a psychic sleep-inducing talisman (like a magical amulet) set in gold on the left arm for protection from envy, SD, and varied other-worldly attacks; only then will I have realized my full potential. Thank you Abraham Maslow.

You might think that I am now going to say "Omega," but you would be wrong. Because there's a lot more where this came from (if you go to the dance with me). Ones-I love you. Hugs and kisses to you if you want them XOXOXO. If not, throw them in the garbage, Mayne street style.



Key terms: (courtesy of dictionary.com and Julie's brain)
alpha-1.the first letter of the Greek alphabet (A, α). 2. the vowel sound represented by this letter. 3. the first; beginning. 4. (initial capital letter) Astronomy. used to designate the brightest star in a constellation. 5. D-wight. Sch-rute.

Jule-1.sandy-blonde hair, um... pretty good lookin face. (there is no dictionary.com definition for Jule, therefore I deferred to its closest relatives, joule, and julep, respectively, to complete the definition) 2.the SI unit of work or energy, equal to the work done by a force of one newton when its point of application moves through a distance of one meter in the direction of the force: equivalent to 107 ergs (don't ever call me that) and one watt-second (you can call me that if you want). 3.a sweet drink, variously prepared and sometimes medicated. *mmm sounds delicious and exhilarative

aggregate-1.to bring together; collect into one sum, mass, or body. 2.to amount to (the number of): The AK-47 sniper rifles captured from the [offensive racial slur] infidels will aggregate five or six hundred million thousand. 3.Geology. (of a rock) consisting of a mixture of minerals separable by mechanical means.

negative magic-1.the negative use of energies and power by jealous and malicious human beings of Kalyuga, whose main objective is to harm or deprive others from something, or influence them to do something wrong or negative. 2.magic that is in the red. BAILOUT